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...probably should have asked before chomping down...

Can vampires barf? O_o


Probably a redundant concept, but I'm still consistently perplexed by pondering what the hell a vampire Nazi eats...

Minus like rabbis and that kippah thing, I don't get how one is supposed to pick Jews out of a crowd...


Though how picky can a vampire be? It simply isn't very badass to ask everyone you ponder eating whether or not they are Jewish or HIV-positive or virgin or whatever standard there is to use... You just kill stuff and move on with your (un)life.

My dad is convinced that with the power of HIV-positive blood, we will wipe out all the vampires. V_V It'll be like how sickle cell has the added effect of fighting malaria!

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Except that HIV only transfers from blood-blood contact. I don't think you can get it from drinking. Plus, since when have you seen a vamp care about germs, or even so much as wash up?

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We don't need HIV positive blood to wipe out the Vampires. Twilight's already doing a good enough job as it is.

..I wonder how a Vampire commits suicide anyway...

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I assume they run into the sun or a church or something or other.

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Run out into the sun.

Unless they're Twilight vampires... Then they'll just shine and be useless.

Pool full of holy water!

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"Okay, we'll get some heroin and some ice cream.. and then we definitely have to go."
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LOL XD I can't stop laughing! (Sorry, I'm Jewish so I find this absolutly funny! X3 )

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I wish Dracula would show up one day and take vengeance upon Twilight...huh, I think I now know what reasonings humans had for resurrecting him every Castlevania game...

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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok.... that's enough '!'s oh man... *wipes away tear*

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*Critical Hit*

Take that! Nazi Vampire!

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