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Inspired by a post made by Stop Him on Gaia Online:

Maybe things like Twilight are really insidious vampire propaganda. If I were a vampire, it'd sure be awesome if the young ladies were waiting up at night dreaming of the moment when some good-looking vampire swoops in their window and drains their blood to the last drop professes their immortal love, instead of hanging up garlic and crosses.

"Yeah, Vlad, I scarfed down two teenagers last night. This is a lot easier than the days when there was screaming and torches and pitchforks. The last one practically threw herself on my fangs..."


Of course, this demanded comic-fication.

'TIS A CONSPIRACY! TO GET OUR WOMEN! AND THEN WE WILL PREPARE INSUFFICIENTLY FOR GLOBAL VAMPIRE DOMINATION BECAUSE WE EXPECT THEM TO BE ANGSTY!

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:iconpoptarts-at-2am:
Makes sense to me. XD

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Ba dum tish. <3
:iconkurayami-no-kitsune:
:rofl: so true! so true...

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:iconsaint-of-many-names:
This is just pure awesome.

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K's just going 'WUT' right?


I'd be like OMGWTFBBQ ENTRANCE DENIEDDDDD D< Um...but I'm willing to chat? '8D

I'd would never be all over a guy....specially not one that you know....would kill me.

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:iconpaladin12345678:
I dunno. The rabid Twilight fangirls might notice that these real vampires lack the sparkly faggotry of the ones that they fantasize about :p

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That's sooo true!! Edward is sooo creepy. If he wasn't a vampire, he'd get arrested for being a sex pest.
:icontwitoons:
that's funny :)

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:iconyourfavoriteplushie:
There's a moral here you know. :D
Great comic!

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:iconshadowravenamz:
:rofl::lamo::giggle: HA! silly vampire fangirls XD!

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